REALERS (reprise)

The Grand Pricks

They never leave
You never see them go 
They're always full
No one ever gets on
But they're always
They're always departing
But they never arrive
And the ones that do arrive
They never leave
You never see them go 
They're always full
No one ever gets on
But they're always
They're always departing
But they never arrive

Wake me up if I'm dreaming
Lying, crying, always scheming
Blew my house up into rubble
When you walk up, here comes trouble
No more answering your questions
No more thinking it can work
Even once you've learned your lesson
You’ll say ‘no way,’ then do it again

A grenade on new year's day
Did you think I wouldn't say fuck it?
I never cared for Jim Carrey in Yes Man
They're all hoping that I'll kick the bucket

Wake me up if I'm dreaming
Lying, crying, always scheming
Blew my house up into rubble
When you walk up, here comes trouble
No more answering your questions
No more thinking it can work
Even once you've learned your lesson
You’ll say ‘no way,’ then do it again

I can't believe that I fucked up
I can't believe that you're gone
I can't believe that I did this
I knew that it was wrong

Wake me up if I'm dreaming
Lying, crying, always scheming
Blew my house up into rubble
When you woke up, here comes trouble
No more answering your questions
No more thinking it can work
Even once you've learned your lesson
You’ll say ‘no way,’ then do it again

They always leave