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Games on The Grand Pricks' site

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The Space Cadet pinball table under purple ramps, next to the 3D Pinball score panel at 4,000 points

3D Pinball

Launch

Version
XP
Developer
Cinematronics

Space Cadet, the pinball table that came with Windows from Plus! 95 to XP. Hold Space to launch, flip with the arrow keys, and work your way up from Cadet to Fleet Admiral.

  • Works with phones
  • Works with keyboards
  • Works with a mouse

3D Pinball - Space Cadet © 1995 Cinematronics / Microsoft. Decompiled by Andrey Muzychenko (SpaceCadetPinball, MIT, source). Web port by Anthony Airdo.

Duke's pistol on the Hollywood Holocaust rooftop over the LA skyline at night

Duke Nukem 3D

Launch Download the original shareware (DOS, v1.3D, 5.9 MB)

Version
1.3D
Developer
3D Realms

The 1996 shareware episode, L.A. Meltdown. All six levels, untouched.

  • Works with phones
  • Works with keyboards
  • Works with a mouse

Duke Nukem 3D © 1996 3D Realms, shareware episode, unmodified. EDuke32 (GPL) on Ken Silverman's Build engine. Web port: eduke32-wasm by DigitalCyberSoft (source).

A red lightcycle racing past a wall of Grand Pricks album covers under a night LA skyline

GLtron

Launch

Version
0.70
Developer
Andreas Umbach

A 2003 lightcycle game. Box everyone in, don't hit a wall. It's got a bitchin' soundtrack.

  • Works with phones
  • Works with keyboards

GLtron © 1999-2003 Andreas Umbach and contributors, GPL (source). Web port by Anthony Airdo.

The Apollo lunar module firing its engine above a landing pad marked x4, next to a tall peak

Apollo Lander

Launch

Version
2017
Developer
Seb Lee-Delisle

Seb Lee-Delisle's take on Lunar Lander: an endless moonscape and a camera that swoops in as you get close. Touch down soft for a refuel. Land hard and you're stranded.

  • Works with phones
  • Works with keyboards

Apollo Lander © 2017 Seb Lee-Delisle, MIT (source). Sounds by jsfx (Egon Elbre), font AVHershey Simplex (Stewart C. Russell).

A lunar module firing its engine just above white lunar ground, with altitude and speed readouts and three gray thrust buttons, in a Windows 3.1 window

Lander

Launch

Version
1.1
Developer
George Moromisato

A 1990 Windows 3.0 game. Set the LEM down on the flat spot: under 10 m/s down, under 1 m/s sideways. Its original ten-times speed is a check box in Options.

  • Works with phones
  • Works with keyboards
  • Works with a mouse

Lander © 1990 TMA (George Moromisato). The original program, translated to WebAssembly and run on a re-created Windows 3.1 by Anthony Airdo. Fonts from Wine (LGPL).

A line-drawn lunar lander firing its engine over a landing pad marked X5, next to a tall peak

Moonlander

Launch

Version
1.0
Developer
Tin Blažević

The 1979 arcade game in stark vector lines. Land slow, straight and on a flat spot. The X5 pads pay the most.

  • Works with phones
  • Works with keyboards

Moonlander © 2026 Tin Blažević, MIT (original). Vector rewrite by Anthony Airdo.

A cyan biplane with a bomb in the air over an enemy target blown to pieces next to a pink oil tank

Sopwith

Launch

Version
2.9.0
Developer
David L. Clark

A 1984 biplane game. Bomb everything pink, fly home before you run out of gas, and leave the ox alone.

  • Works with phones
  • Works with keyboards

Sopwith © 1984-2000 David L. Clark (BMB Compuscience 1984-87). SDL Sopwith by Simon Howard and contributors, GPL (source).

A red car kicking up dirt on TEREP 2's Roller Coaster track

TEREP 2

Launch

Version
WIP demo
Developer
Nagymathe Denes

The predecessor to 1NSANE: a 1996 DOS racer where the cars crumple. 13 tracks.

  • Works with phones
  • Works with keyboards

DEFORMERS (TEREP 2) © 1996-1997 Nagymathe Denes. Ray's Megapack II tracks © 1999 RAYtracer.

A board of Grand Pricks record covers with numbers on them, from the M&M's single up to Filthy Blonde

TGP 2048

Launch

Version
1.0
Developer
Gabriele Cirulli

2048 with our records. Slide two of the same one together to make the next one up: singles, then EPs, then albums. Get to the double album. The music keeps playing while you do.

  • Works with phones
  • Works with keyboards

2048 © 2014 Gabriele Cirulli (original). Rewritten by Anthony Airdo.

Pieces of the Miss Diagnosed cover scattered on green felt around a frame, with the top rows put together

You Can't Fix Me

Launch

Version
1.0
Developer
The Grand Pricks

A jigsaw puzzle of every one of our covers, 9 to 100 pieces. Fix one and it starts playing.

  • Works with phones
  • Works with a mouse

You Can't Fix Me © 2026 The Grand Pricks. Made by Anthony Airdo.