I Am Never Having Sex
The Grand Pricks
Having sex Isn’t fun Having sex Isn’t cool Oh yeah I am never having sex! I think that it Should be illegal To have any sex Uh huh
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Albums
Miss Diagnosed album · 2026 · Bandcamp
Rose Thorne - Vocals, guitars
Ant Airdo - Vocals, bass, guitars, synths, programming, drums
Additional musicians:
Nate VanDerPol - Guitar on “Paranoia Haunts;” Drums on "Rude Boy," "Horse Girl," and "AAAlien;" Bass & drums on "Theme from ‘Are You Kidding Me?’”
Troy Delaney - Drums on "Life Goes On"
Btchcraft - Backing Vocals on "Eco Laundry"
Jackson Lee - Guitar on “Paranoia Haunts” and “Theme From Are You Kidding Me?”
Scott Capin - Guitar on “Slip N’ Slide”
All songs written by Rose Sunseri except: "We Are The Grand Pricks," “Horse Girl,” “Down Bad,” and "Slip N' Slide" written by Rose Sunseri & Anthony Airdo; "Theme from ‘Are You Kidding Me?’" written by Anthony Airdo; and "Eco Laundry (Spinning Around)" written by Julz LaMantia & Anthony Airdo.
Produced by Anthony Airdo
Mixed by Nate VanDerPol, except “We Are The Grand Pricks” mixed by Anthony Airdo
Mastered by Timo Wilsey
Cover art by Anthony Airdo
Rose would like to thank no one at all.
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Watch Me Xplode album · 2026 · Bandcamp
Ant Airdo - Vocals, bass, guitars, synths, drums, programming
Rose Thorne - Vocals
Additional musicians:
Eileen Cunningham - Drums on "The Walls Collapse," "Why The Fuck Is The World So Fucked Up?," "Conversation Is Violence," and "Zoë's Beach Party."
Troy Delaney - Drums on "Super Fuckers”
Donovan Ryan - Drums on “REALERS (reprise)”
The late Michael Bacich - Sampled drums on “Devil’s Plaything”
Shannyn Warrick - Choir on “The Wrong Girl”
Christine Rossiano - Choir on “The Wrong Girl”
Zoë Clevinger - Choir on “The Wrong Girl”
All songs written by Anthony Airdo, except "The Walls Collapse," written by Anthony Airdo & Kurgan Freedle. "Bully Girl" contains elements of "Cum On Feel The Noize" written by Noddy Holder and Jim Lea. "Maybe It's Okay 2" contains elements of "Summer of '69" written by Bryan Adams and Jim Vallance.
Produced by Anthony Airdo
Mixed by Nate VanDerPol
Mastered by Timo Wilsey
Cover art by Anthony Airdo
Dedicated to Tom Boardman and Feo van Airdo - keep casting your lures into the ether.
In memory of Ned & Adrian Horne, the best neighbors a band could ever ask for.
Ant would like to thank Jonathan Elias, The Warricks, E Unfy, Lisa, Parlor Hour, Jimmy Tsai, TaxFraud, Textbook, Liz, Norma, the AntFlix community, Ricardo Serna, Elvis Taska, Elizabeth Fowler, Anna’s Archive, YNL, Peter Smith, and the Free Software Foundation.
© Next To X Records
- Download Devil's Plaything
- Download Bully Girl
- Download The Walls Collapse
- Download More Than Just You
- Download Why The Fuck Is The World So Fucked Up?
- Download (I Gave It To) The Wrong Girl
- Download Look Bitch, You Knew I Was A Snake
- Download Conversation Is Violence
- Download Zoë's Beach Party
- Download I Don't Want Change
- Download Super Fuckers
- Download Last Call
- Download Mugged At Knifepoint / My First Sunset (Filthy Blonde epilogue)
- Download REALERS (reprise)
- Download Maybe It's Okay 2
Filthy Blonde album · 2023 · Bandcamp
Ant Airdo - Vocals, bass, guitars, synths, mandolin, kazoo, programming
AJ Allison - Vocals, guitars
Ryan Cheney - Guitars, synths
Kurgan Freedle - Drums
Additional:
Nate VanDerPol - Drums, guitars, steel bar
Jack VanDerPol - Outro guitar on Romancer
Maureen Veronica van Dobben - backing vocals on Love On Pause
All songs written by Anthony Airdo
except Summer Sick & 6937 written by AJ Allison
and Too Late written by Ryan Cheney
Produced and mixed by Nate VanDerPol
Mastered by Timo Wilsey
Cover art by Anthony Airdo
Cover models: Erin Sitz and Sara Kamieniecki
Management by Jon-E Worldwide LLC.
This album would not have been possible without you. Thank you, truly.
Additional thanks to: Nick Airdo, Maureen, Lisa, Jon-E, Tommy, Sal, Zoë, Sara, Erin, Ian, Tyler Warrick, Julia Slusar, Dave Lysien, Connor McKee, Piss Gang, JON FOOD, Lisa's Baby, Graham Hancock, Lauren Witherspoon, Rune Lagoon, Not Rebecca, Death From Above 1979, and our parents.
- Download Read Receipt
- Download Summersick
- Download That Girl
- Download M&M's
- Download Zoë's Friend Sarah
- Download 6937
- Download Catwalks
- Download Mistrysting A Kalon
- Download Hour And A Half
- Download Pobre Puta
- Download Love On Pause
- Download Static
- Download Romancer
- Download Too Late
- Download Filthy Blonde
Quarterpipe Bangarang album · 2020 · Bandcamp
Anthony Airdo - Vocals, bass, guitars, synths
AJ Allison - Guitars, backup vocals
Kurgan Freedle - Drums
All songs written by Anthony Airdo
except Risk co-written by Anthony Airdo & AJ Allison
and Bodybag written by The Grand Pricks
Mixed and mastered by Anthony Airdo
Cover art by Anthony Airdo & Nick Airdo
Special thanks to: Maureen, Lisa, Zoë, Jon-E, Lucas, Piss Gang, Lana, Nate, Donovan, Penis Man, Uncle Carlo, Bernie Sanders, our parents, our ex-girlfriends, anybody that ever believed in us, and nobody else.
- Download Zoë And The Corners
- Download Day Drunk (On A Monday)
- Download I'm In Japan
- Download REALERS
- Download Talk Like An Animal
- Download The Cards
- Download Living In The Future
- Download Medicine
- Download Bodybag
- Download Woke Up
- Download Risk
- Download Don't You Forget
- Download I Am Never Having Sex
- Download Яussian Doll
EPs
Happy To You, Too EP · 2025 · Bandcamp
Ant Airdo - Vocals, bass, guitars, synths, drums, programming, cowbell
Rose Thorne - Backing vocals, lead vocals on "She's A Cat"
Additional:
E Unferdorfer - Backing vocals on "Checks You Can't Cash"
Music by Ant Airdo
Lyrics by Ant Airdo
Production by Ant Airdo
Mixed by Ant Airdo
Mastered by Ant Airdo
Cover art by Dale Ziemianski
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Thanks E.F. for everything... again.
Jon's Picks EP · 2024 · Bandcamp
Ant Airdo - Vocals, bass, guitars, drums
Rose Thorne - Vocals
Kobi Schieke - Guitars
Troy Delaney - Drums
Additional:
Jonathan Elias - bridge vocals on Maybe It's Okay
Music by Anthony Airdo
Lyrics by Anthony Airdo
except
Maybe It's Okay lyrics by Anthony Airdo, Jonathan Elias, and Rose Sunseri
&
Patient lyrics by Jonathan Elias
Production by Anthony Airdo
Mixed by Anthony Airdo
Mastered by Anthony Airdo
Cover art by Anthony Airdo
Management by Jon-E Worldwide LLC.
This album would not have been possible without you, Jon. Thank you for always believing in us.
Additional thanks to Nate VanDerPol for consultation on mixing and production.
Happy To You EP · 2024 · Bandcamp
Ant Airdo - Vocals, bass, guitars, synths, drums on Polyploidy
Troy Delaney - Drums on Weird White Women
Nate VanDerPol - Drums on Aquarium
Tony Salatino - Drums On Waiting (2005)
Music by Ant Airdo
Lyrics by Ant Airdo
Production by Ant Airdo
Mixed by Ant Airdo except Waiting (2005) mixed by Jacobus Schieke
Mastered by Ant Airdo
Cover art by Dale Ziemianski
Thank you E.F. for everything.
My Love Honey Dear EP · 2021 · Bandcamp
Anthony Airdo - Vocals, bass, guitars, synths
AJ Allison - Guitars
Ryan Cheney - Synths
Kurgan Freedle - Drums
All songs written by Anthony Airdo
All songs mixed and mastered by Anthony Airdo
except Mattress mixed by Kurgan Freedle
Cover art by Dale Ziemianski
Special thanks to: Lana, Maureen, Lisa, Zoë, Jon-E, James, Blaykleigh, Kyle's Mom, and all of our supporters.
Singles
Living In The Future (remix) single · 2025 · Bandcamp
Ant Airdo - Vocals, bass synth, guitars, synths, drum machine, programming
Rose Thorne - Vocals
Music by Ant Airdo
Lyrics by Ant Airdo
Production by Ant Airdo
Mixed by Ant Airdo
Mastered by Ant Airdo
Cover art by Anthony Airdo & Lizmari Brignoni
© Next To X Records
Thank you to Donovan, Jonathan, and Nathan!
Ember single · 2025 · Bandcamp
Ant Airdo - Vocals, bass, guitars, drums
Rose Sunseri - Vocals
Lyrics & music by Anthony Miguel Airdo
Recorded by Anthony Miguel Airdo
Mixing/Post-production by Nate VanDerPol
Mastered by Timo Willsey
Cover art assembled by Ant Airdo
© Next To X Records
Thank you to Pixies, obviously.
Manbaby single · 2024 · Bandcamp
Rose Sunseri - Vocals, guitars
Ant Airdo - Vocals, bass, guitars
Tommy Boardman - Guitars, bitchin' solo
Troy Delaney - Drums
Lyrics & music by Rose Sunseri
Additional music by Ant Airdo
Production by Nate VanDerPol
Mastered by Timo Willsey
Cover models are Rose Sunseri and Kovu
Cover art by Ant Airdo
© Next To X Records
No thanks to our haters & enemies; may you all live with the pain you've caused. You know who you are.
Moving On single · 2024 · Bandcamp
Ant Airdo - Vocals, bass, guitars
Rose Sunseri - Vocals, guitars
Kobi Schieke - Guitars
Troy Delaney - Drums
Lyrics & music by Ant Airdo
Production by Nate VanDerPol
Mastered by Timo Willsey
Cover art by Ant Airdo
© Next To X Records
No thanks to our haters & enemies; may you all live with the pain you've caused. You know who you are.
Angel Bite single · 2024 · Bandcamp
Ant Airdo - Vocals, guitar, programming
Music by Ant Airdo
Lyrics by Ant Airdo
Production by Ant Airdo
Mastered by Ant Airdo
Cover art by Ant Airdo
Elizabeth single · 2024 · Bandcamp
Ant Airdo - Vocals, bass, guitars, drums, programming
Music by Ant Airdo & Lucas Iosue
Lyrics by Ant Airdo
Production by Ant Airdo
Mastered by Ant Airdo
Cover art by Ant Airdo
Thank you E.F. for everything.
Boneshaker single · 2024 · Bandcamp
Ant Airdo - Vocals, bass, guitars, drums, programming
Music by Ant Airdo
Lyrics by Ant Airdo
Production by Ant Airdo
Mastered by Ant Airdo
Cover art by Ant Airdo
M&M's single · 2022 · Bandcamp
Performed by The Grand Pricks
Written by Ant Airdo
Produced and mixed by Nate VanDerPol
Mastered by Timo Wilsey
Entropy single · 2021 · Bandcamp
Ant Airdo - Vocals, bass, guitars
AJ Allison - Vocals, guitars
Ryan Cheney - Synths, guitars
Kurgan Freedle - Drums
Entropy written by Anthony Airdo & Zoë Clevinger
Cat's Jazz written by AJ Allison
Production by Nate VanDerPol
Mastered by Timo Willsey
Cover art by Ant Airdo & Kurgan Freedle
Sleeping On The Couch single · 2021 · Bandcamp
AJ Allison - Vocals, guitars
Anthony Airdo - Vocals, bass, guitars
Ryan Cheney - Synths
Kurgan Freedle - Drums
Sleeping On The Couch written by AJ Allison
Turn Up Dead written by Anthony Airdo
Production by Nate VanDerPol
Mastered by Timo Willsey
Cover art by JON-E Worldwide LLC
Dedicated to Wendy.
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