One Cousin

The Grand Pricks

One cousin
I got one cousin
He’s my only one
And he’s really something
One cousin
I got one cousin
He’s my only one
And he’s really something

Ben likes to play with trains
Ben likes the aeroplanes
Ben likes to play the drums
Ben doesn’t suck on his thumbs
Yeah!


If only Ben could see
How much being my cousin
Means to me
If Ben was here right now
I swear I’d buy him thirty beers