Weird White Women

The Grand Pricks

You've read 20 whole books this year
Since you were 10 you've known you're queer
You'd rather be at home than be right here
You can't help but say shit that's too sincere

I don't think that anything will go wrong tonight
With weird white women it will always be alright
They'll love you, faults and all:
Sex, drugs, and alcohol
'Cause weird white women will always stand by your side

You're an old lady in disguise
You wish that you weren't unwise
You cannot handle harsh goodbyes
You have the most beautiful eyes

I don't think that anything will go wrong tonight
With weird white women it will always be alright
They'll love you, faults and all:
Sex, drugs, and alcohol
'Cause weird white women will always stand by your side

I know I'm fucking crazy
I know you could up and leave me
I want to be your fantasy
Please, I'm a manic pixie

Please don't go cause I really need you here tonight
The way that your skin is so soft, peachy, and white
I love you most of all
My cuckoo cannonball
My weird white women, I will stay right by your side

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